Tuesday, 23 September 2014

In The Name Of Meat

If you live near Manchester you’ll have heard about Reds True BBQ, and if you haven’t, do you live under a rock? From the minute it opened in Albert Square my Instagram feed was full of my friends being defeated by the meat. It’s become the new food hype for Manchester, if you haven’t snapped yourself with a massive plate of ribs at Reds True yet then what have you been doing with yourself? At first I was a bit sceptical about this new trend, were my friends really in #meatheaven or did their hair just look really good that day? But now I've tried it myself, I've been converted.

From the outside, Reds True looks like another one of the Manchester’s bog standard restaurants, fancy building, not much signage, simple name above door, but go inside and you’re transported to a grungy Southern State of American diner. Tin can lids on the walls, bare light bulbs overhead, rows of homemade sauces on the table. You feel like you’ve just walked in off the road, dust in your hair, ready for some meat.  Just looking at the menu – The Good Book – made my mouth drool, I wanted to try EVERYTHING! Unfortunately the amount of different ribs, wings, steaks, burgers in different sauces was too much for even a pig like me. However the generous gods of meat have given us a combo menu, so you can stuff yourself senseless on at least two delicious meats.


I decided on Combo No.4: Texas Beef Brisket and North Carolina Pulled Pork. I was desperate to try Combo No.2: Jumbo BBQ Wings and St Louis Ribs, I love chicken wings, when I was younger at parties with buffets I could sit and eat chicken wings for 20 guests all by myself. But my lovely date had already decided he wanted that, so I went for something I wouldn’t normally order, in hopes that I could surprise myself, an
d if not I could sneak some wings when he wasn’t looking. Now before you start the exclamations - of course I've tried pulled pork, I couldn’t call myself a foodie if I hadn’t. But brisket is a whole other kettle of fish. Being an avid Big Bang Theory fan, every time the word brisket is mention I immediately think of Howards mother sweating over a tough, grizzly cut of beef. But I've always thought, if you’re going to try a new slice of meat, try it in a place that knows how to cook meat. And Reds True BBQ certainly know how to do that. The slice that came out had been smoked slowly for hours and was so juicy and succulent that it melted immediately in my mouth. Dousing it in the South Carolina Mustard Sauce was the best thing, it gave it a little kick without burning my mouth off.

My pulled pork came with apple sauce and had been cooked in a BBQ sauce. I've tried a lot of pulled pork in the past few years, in wraps, in burgers, on chips covered in cheese. But this, with just a simple, meat juice soaked salad, mixing with the flavours of the beef brisket, is by far the best I've ever had. I could have married it there and then. Much to my lovely dates dismay I managed to finish all of my meat while he was still struggling with his. I thought I’d be nice and give him a helping hand. The wings did not disappoint, as big as my fist, dripping in sauce and deliciously messy. The ribs were a gigantic slab on the plate, but when you picked them up the meat just fell off the bone it was so tender. We tried it with the North Carolina BBQ Mopping Sauce, and oh my god, my taste buds started doing a little dance in my mouth. I usually hate vinegar based sauces but this one mixed with peppers and chillies just hit the spot.
 
I don’t think I've ever gone out for a meal and not ordered sides. This was no exception, between us we ordered skin on fries – why would you not? giant onion rings and grits. The giant onion rings were just that, two together covered my whole face, and I have quite a largish face. More grease and batter than onion, and so good. The chips were yummy with the blue cheese that came with one of the combos, and I even forced myself to try the Triple 6 Hot Sauce on one of them, something I won’t be doing again if I want to keep my taste buds. But the real show stopper was the grits.

If like me you’ve never heard of grits, they are apparently a Southern State delicacy of porridge oats. Not really the most appetising thing in the world, but Reds True BBQ have put a spin on them and made them indescribably beautiful. In fact up until the point where I googled them I thought they were mashed potato, they were so buttery and fluffy I never would have connected them to porridge. They came with lumps of garlic in them, absolutely divine, and was dusted down with paprika. If I was told that I could only eat Reds True BBQ grits for the rest of my life, I would live my last few years very fat and happy.

Having been told last week that Sunday lunch was not cocktails o’clock, I decided that Tuesday afternoon definitely was. WARNING: if you have something important to do after eating at Reds True BBQ, do not have a cocktail, they are leathal! The Hickory Daiquiri Cox was small but hit me like a tonne of bricks, not for an empty stomach. We didn’t think we could fit in a desert after our meat feast, but cheekily we shared and rum and ginger beer float, it was pretty much what I would imagine butterbeer to taste like, alcoholic, creamy and scrumptious.

Reds True BBQ have definitely converted me to a believer of the meat, I keep having dreams about BBQ sauce and grits, wishing I lived in Texas. I left that day full, smiling and stumbling slightly, and I can’t wait to go back and try their burgers!!


 Craving of the Day

Stella Artois Rasberry Cidre, I'm a sucker for fancy new ciders, and I need to try this one soon!








Thursday, 11 September 2014

Not-So-Sunday Lunch

When you’re planning a weekend outing in Cheshire you have to remember, nearly everything exciting to do is outside, Chester Zoo, Go Ape, Marbury Park, Tatton Park, all the other parks... Being born and bred in Cheshire you would think I would remember this before planning to take a picnic up to Beeston Castle without checking the weather, and surprise surprise, it rained. What is there to do in Cheshire when it rains? Go to the pub, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

The Hazel Pear is a deceivingly small country pub in Acton Bridge, lots of wooden floors, chalkboards and low ceilings, with a few little quirky decorations and a comfy leather corner seat. Unfortunately this seat was right in the corner and one of the light bulbs above our table had gone out so it was a bit dim, reminiscent of Hollister. Someone joking remarked that ‘maybe they were trying to save on electricity bills’, but the pub was packed so clearly people don’t mind a bit of mood lighting.

Both knowing that we were having standard Sunday roasts later, we decided we’d have a light lunch, although the roasts going past us definitely whetted out appetites. Sandwiches are a no go on a Sunday, so we settled for the Hazel Pear Pub Platter, being the only one we could agree on: the fish platter, quite obviously, had a lot of fish on it, which neither of us fancied, and the summer platter had goats cheese. I’m not a fan of goats cheese.

The chicken and pepper skewers were so yummy we ended up arguing over who got the last one and you can’t really go wrong with cold meats and salad can you? And the scotch egg... it’s not something that I would ever crave or think of to ask for, but my god... perfectly cooked so only the yolk was a little bit gooey, not runny, and the meat around the egg was just heavenly. The nicest scotch egg I've ever tried.
I have never tried spam before. I have never wanted to try spam before. My dad used to tell me tales of coming home from school in Essex and having spam and eggs for tea. He then went on to describe to me exactly what spam was (which I won’t do now). That, doubled with the Monty Python sketch going round and round my head, I was not keen to try the spam fritters. All I have to say is: WHY HAVE I NEVER HAD THIS BEFORE?! It was kind of like a salty deep fried pate, and one of the nicest things I can think of to ‘fritter’, and now a major staple in my everyday diet.


The sharing platter not being quite enough for our light lunch, we decided to order the thrice baked chips and garlic bread as well. Probably the best decision we could have made. I usually overload my chips with salt and black pepper till my tongue tingles, but these, these chips didn’t need anything added to them. Evidently baking potatoes three times instead of just once or twice turns them into fluffy bites of heaven in a crispy case. And the garlic ciabatta... I will admit I have a little obsession with garlic, there is never enough of it in food and when I cook you can smell my breath for days. So I’m pretty hard to please with garlic bread, it’s never garlic-y enough! But this ciabatta had whole flecks of garlic on top of the mouth-watering butter soaked bread. I died and went to where a garlic-y buttery heaven.

 At the bar I spied cheeky little cocktail menu. Not driving I was all ready to try one of their bloody marys, but I was told that Sunday lunchtime was not cocktail-o-clock! So I had to make do with a ginger beer, but I am determined to go back at a more cocktail-suited-hour and try some of their concoctions! So after a pretty rubbishy start to the day, having my plans ruined by the storm god – yet again – following advice for a zombie apocalypse can work just as well for when it’s raining and be pretty delicious too.

CRAVING OF THE DAY: Tesco’s Finest Belgian Chocolate and Valencia Orange Melting Middle Pudding. Been day dreaming about this bad boy all day.